THIS SUMMER

IN A WORLD

Okay, everyone! Thanks again for coming. According to the schedule, it’s Janet’s turn to pick tonight. Janet, sweetheart? What would you like to play?

WHERE EVERYONE CONFORMED TO THE STATUS QUO

Honey. I know this is technically your choice, but please. We’ve played Monopoly the past five game nights in a row. We have like fifteen different games here. Please, please consider something, anything other than—

ONE WOMAN

…Okay. Okay, fine. We’re playing monopoly

DIDN’T PLAY BY THE RULES

Look, I have the instruction manual in front of me. Nothing happens at Free Parking, Janet. You don’t get money for landing there. And you definitely can’t build a hotel there

AND ONE GROUP OF FRIENDS

She already has three railroads! Don’t trade her your B & O, are you fucking crazy??

WOULD BE PUSHED TO THEIR LIMIT

I swear to god if you bail John out again we are going to be here all night. I will flip this goddamn table over.

CRITICS ARE CALLING IT “AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER”

WELCOME TO THE BOARDWALK JANET. THAT’S IT, YOU’RE BROKE, THANKS FOR PLAYING MOTHERFUCKER

“MILDLY INTERESTING”

I’m sorry guys. I’m only so competitive because my parents used to beat me if I lost soccer matches

AND “BETTER THAN JUST DOING BOOK CLUB I GUESS”

Look, please don’t go. We’ve put six hours into this game. I just want to see it through ‘til the end.

THIS SUMMER:

Okay guys. Good game. See you all next Saturday.

GAME NIGHT